Call it not entirely sober curiosity, but how many of you are under 20?

(If you're over 18 and at least a D, here's my number. I prefer blondes, but I don't discriminate. No strings attached. Save the lectures, I'm not desperate, I consider this charity.)

[ ooc; only his public number has been given out, feel free to troll it as much as you ( Read more... )

[ well, tony has been drinking. and drinking a lot. all day. and there are noises afoot, it's dark outside and he doesn't like this. also, he may be a little sunburnt. whatever. ]

Did you -- did you fucking hear that. [ a suspicious pause, ] I heard something.

1. It's shark week.

2. I'm a superhero.

You're welcome.

Wow, talk about a bust. Cold bed, hangover, yelling assistant. I've seen better parties.

Tell me you had a better weekend.

( ooc; best be prepared for the initial introduction of iron man. )

So, a guy can't take a little trip to the Middle East without getting taken off the invite list for the charity event he's apparently hosting. Given, there was (is?) some gray area there with the phrases "stocks crashing" and "Post Traumatic Stress Disorder" being thrown around so-- So liberally that it's just flat out offensive ( Read more... )

You know, I don't make a habit of googling myself or exploring the internet in general and yet here I am at your doorstep. You may ask, "Tony Stark, why on earth would you contact and willing interact with a bunch of acne ridden high schoolers when you are currently capable and legally able to have sexual intercourse with pretty much any woman you ( Read more... )

Okay, what is this? Where am I?

Drama Drama Duck. Uh huh. Yeah, not where I'm supposed to be.

I'm going to take this wild guess and say the name is cryptic and obviously not meant to be taken literally. As amusing as it might be, I can't say I'd find interest in reading what a bunch of ducks have to say. Unless, of course, your "ducks" just happen ( Read more... )

So apparently, Germany is just as boring as the United States. You would think foreign countries are more exciting because you can pretty much pretend half the population is saying whatever you want them to be saying (money talks louder than the actual language anyway)-- Whatever, that's not the point of this ( Read more... )

It's shark week.

{ooc; NO DROPPED TAGS THIS ROUND I PROMISE i don't have to drive 4+ hours tomorrow sobs. Feel free to talk to Tony about anything, he's bored as fuck.}